Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You ruined the universe
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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