there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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