wanna go halves on a baby?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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