Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
