she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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