So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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