Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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