Quick, to the slutcave!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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