Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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