butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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