My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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