I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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