Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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