would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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