Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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