Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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