The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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