if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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