I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
