I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He shit in the fireplace
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