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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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