I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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