how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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