I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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