He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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