Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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