what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
In America we eat man semen.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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