For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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