god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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