That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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