Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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