hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Randomize
