I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
this will be a night to untag.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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