doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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