I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I think a kid would responsible me up
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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