Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's official drugs can't kill me
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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