My first STD was from a foam party
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Houston, we have a squirter
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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