No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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