their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i dont even know how to be here
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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