so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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