Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
third nipple confirmed
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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