So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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