I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
high people should be assigned attendants
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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