Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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