the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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