if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Sacagawea was the original milf.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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