its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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