Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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