The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I intend to get homeless drunk
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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