I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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