How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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