Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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