we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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