dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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