I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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