I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
