ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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